B: So, you may or may not know this…but we’re actually a big deal. We know this because we were put in our pet carrier one day and were taken to Mid Coast studios where we had our very own PHOTO SHOOT. Oh yeah, that’s right. Move over Kardashian sisters (we watch E! all day long…so we know what’s what), here we come!
M: It was pretty cool, I have to say. There was this really nice, tall guy who started taking our pictures.
B: Uh, would you let me tell the story please? You don’t know how to explain it correctly and your vocabulary totally lacks any style.
M: Oh, I see we’re back to our same shenanigans again, huh B?
B: Whatever. Anyway, the set was a crisp white (I think it really brought out my eyes), and our owner acted as our “stylist”, as she put our bed, bark lounger and our toys all around us. I think the setup was quite good…I felt good – and I know damn well that I looked gorgeous, too. Our photographer was Ryan Streveler, a sheer genius behind the lens. I brought out my arsenal of poses that I had been practicing, thanks to “America’s Top Model”. I mean, take a look at this one…
Gorgeous, isn’t it? I was totally picturing myself modeling some Gucci or Christian Dior Couture. Look at the extension of my back leg! I’m telling you, Miss J would be totally proud of me if she saw that.
Mocha, on the other hand, gave him “cute”, like this one…
To me, this personally looks more “Sears catalog” than Couture. But I guess she tried.
M: You’re talking about me like I’m not even here! I think I look awesome.
B: Yeah. Awesome. You could tell you had no experience. You kept walking into the lens! I think you may have licked it too!!! I don’t think Ryan was too pleased…but the consummate professional that he is, he was a sweetheart about it.
B: Here we are trying to re-create the iconic pose of the girls from ABBA in the video “Fernando”. I think we may have missed the mark a little though. Oh well, I still look hot!
M: How conceited are you? Seriously!
Mocha and Bijou 