B: Okay. So we have a bone to pick (seriously, no pun intended) with sites like:
Are they cute? Uh, I guess. Are they gramatically correct? HELL NO. Look, we may be dogs, but this doesn’t mean that we go around without a solid understanding of the English language. Personally, I have never met a dog who uses phrases like “give meh hot dogz” or “I bark at teh skwirruls”.
M: Yeah, you guys are making us look like a bunch of idiots, and we’re not. Who started this crap anyway? I think it was some dumbass cat from LoL Cats. Those dudes are always trying to make us look bad.
B: Right. Anyway, to combat this ridiculous trend, Mocha and I have come up with our OWN brand of LOL Dog entertainment. We tackle REAL issues that REAL dogs face today. Cute dogs. Fluffy dogs. Dogs living in cool, downtown areas. Sometimes it’s not pretty…but you better believe that we’re not going on about chasing “skwirruls” or eating “hot dogz” (I would rather die, personally).
M: Yeah. AND ours utilizes upper case letters. And punctuation. And correctly-spelled words. It’s time to debunk the myth that dogs are stupid. Because we’re not. Enjoy.