GREATEST AMERICAN DOG
B: ANDREW….YOU ROCK MY WORLD! Did you catch him on the last episode? Mocha and I were just staring at the screen in awe. The boy can sit and stay…I’m telling you. The way that he just SAT there, while all the other buffoons tried to lure him with stupid food or a toy.
M: Uh, food is not stupid.
B: Go grab another treat and let me talk. Anyhoo, Andrew didn’t FLINCH. He looked positively REGAL as he sat there. And Laurie is amazing. She’s cool, calm and collected. I think our owners could learn a lot from her. Seriously, if that boy doesn’t win…I’m going to weep like there’s no tomorrow.
M: We were so excited that he won the “Doggie Swap” challenge!! We barked so much that I’m still a little horse.
B: You ARE a little horse..aren’t you?
M: We should change this corner to “One Bitch”.
THE HOTTEST MALTESE ON EARTH!!!
MAD MEN
M: We were shocked and APPALLED as we sat and watched episode six of Mad Men, entitled “Maidenform”. I mean, we don’t usually care about this show since there are no dogs on it..but this one was different. One of the dudes on the show, named “Duck” had this beautiful dog named Chauncey. At first we thought that the Duck guy was going to give Chauncey a cocktail (which is okay in our book), but then, all of a sudden, he took Chauncey downstairs, opened the door and LET HIM GO.
B: And all Chauncey could do was just SIT THERE, as he looked at the evil Duck man. Finally, he walked away…probably to go find a cocktail somewhere else AND to get himself a better owner. What is this crap? Who does this guy think he is????
M: We’re going to start a “I hate Duck” club. Anyone with us?
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