M: I’d like to apologize for our brief lapse in posting. You see, SOMEONE felt the need to hit the trail and campaign on behalf of themselves. Bijou is trying her darndest to win the “Pooch with Pizazz” contest, and I had to tag along, since she needed someone to help her. She’s a little…uh….unorganized.
B: Okay, so I’m unorganized. I didn’t see YOU out there kissing babies and shaking hands!
M: You weren’t kissing them. More like licking them. And they can’t vote anyway…they don’t have laptops.
B: Fine. Can we please talk about Andrew now? Okay….so the finale of “Greatest American Dog” was on last week and all we can say is DENIED! He didn’t win! WHAT were they thinking!!!??? Like that Presley dog is hot? Blech.
M: Yeah, B and I were totally pissed. Andrew should have won. Plain and simple.
B: I would have broken down and cried if it were not for the hard work I’ve had to endure on the campaign trail. At least it took my mind off of the injustice of Andrew not winning. Perhaps that will be part of my platform when I win.
M: Platform? It’s a popularity contest. Now go lick some more babies and call it a day.
B: Yes. And I must buy myself a Hilary-esque pantsuit, also.
WE LOVE YOU ANDREW! YOU ARE THE GREATEST AND HOTTEST AMERICAN DOG!
