I think I need a trademark – By Mocha.

So I was surfing the net, minding my own business, and for the heck of it I decide to Google my name. What do I find? Well….THIS:

Mocha the hamster?????? How can I compete with that? It’s tiny. It’s eating broccoli. It’s doing weird and fun stuff with its legs. I can’t compare to that crap. This hamster is clearly a more popular Mocha than I am.

Then I thought of how I could differentiate myself from all other pets that have my name. A TRADEMARK! Something unique! Some shtick that’ll make me stand out from the crowd! Something like Niecy Nash and her flower…

So HERE IS MY NEW TRADEMARK….Ta Da!

ONE BOW! NOT TWO BOWS….ONE BOW! Isn’t that awesome!!!!

B: OMG…….You are SO LAME!