M: I’d like to apologize for our brief lapse in posting. You see, SOMEONE felt the need to hit the trail and campaign on behalf of themselves. Bijou is trying her darndest to win the “Pooch with Pizazz” contest, and I had to tag along, since she needed someone to help her. She’s a little…uh….unorganized.
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Archive for September, 2008
Andrew, you’ll always be the greatest American dog in our minds.
Posted in Two Bitches, tagged Andrew, Campaign, Dog, Greatest American Dog, Hilary-esque, Humor, Pantsuit, Shih-Tzu on September 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Forget about Obama and McCain. Vote for moi.
Posted in Fame, tagged Bijou, Dog, McCain, Obama, Pooch, Shih-Tzu, Stardom, Vote on September 9, 2008 | 4 Comments »
B: I KNEW IT! I KNEW I HAD IT IN ME! I’ve been selected as a FINALIST in WikiFido’s “Pooch with Pizazz” Contest!!! Yes! Stardom…here I come.
So, if you could PLEASE vote for me here, I’d be eternally grateful:
http://www.wikifido.com/page/Dog+Photo+Contest+Voting
Thank you.
My name is Bijou and I approved this message.
Why your dog loves toilet paper.
Posted in Dogs Rule, tagged Art, Beret, Creation, Dog, Medium, Shih-Tzu, Toilet Paper on September 5, 2008 | 4 Comments »
B: All of you people out there may THINK you know why your dog sneaks into the bathroom and about 20 minutes later you find toilet paper strewn all over the place…but trust me…you DON’T HAVE A CLUE. So here is the truth: Your dog is actually an artist and he/she uses said toilet paper [...]
Love Andrew. Hate Duck.
Posted in Two Bitches, tagged Andrew, Chauncey, Duck, Greatest American Dog, Humor, Laurie, Mad Men, Maltese, Shih-Tzu on September 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
GREATEST AMERICAN DOG
B: ANDREW….YOU ROCK MY WORLD! Did you catch him on the last episode? Mocha and I were just staring at the screen in awe. The boy can sit and stay…I’m telling you. The way that he just SAT there, while all the other buffoons tried to lure him with stupid food or a [...]
I think I need a trademark – By Mocha.
Posted in Fame, tagged Bow, Cute, Flower, Humor, Mocha, Mocha the hamster, Niecy Nash, Shih-Tzu, Trademark on September 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So I was surfing the net, minding my own business, and for the heck of it I decide to Google my name. What do I find? Well….THIS:
Mocha the hamster?????? How can I compete with that? It’s tiny. It’s eating broccoli. It’s doing weird and fun stuff with its legs. I can’t [...]













