Our new corner.

M: Whazup everyone? So we’ve been sitting around, doing nothing really aside from watching TV…which prompted us to start a new corner here on the blog where we talk about different shows and the celebrity dogs that are in them.

B: We’ve also come up with a freaking kick-ass name for ourselves – TWO BITCHES! We have to thank world-renowned Art director/Graphic designer Sarah Curley, who designed our awesome new logo for us. Thanks Sarah!!

I LOVE MONEY

B: Okay. So first we’d like to talk about Megan Hauserman from Vh1’s “I love money”. First of all, this chick is obviously a “reality ho”, based on the fact that she’s been on “Beauty and the geek”, “Rock of love 2″ and now, “I love money”. What we find amazing is how her, uh, chestal area has seemed to have grown throughout all of these shows. Hmm. She’s seen on “I love money” now carting around her small dog, Lily, (who we think is a Chihuahua, but the jury is still out on that one). She also has the poor dog wear a ridiculous crown on her head, made of some cheap material. We despise shoddy craftsmanship. Now, we may be wrong here, but we think she got Lily just to make her boobs look bigger. You be the judge:

KIMORA: LIFE IN THE FAB LANE

M: So we were watching an older episode of this the other day and we noticed that Kimora’s daughters, Aoki and Ming, wanted a puppy. Problem is, Kimora ONLY wanted a black and white Pomeranian! WTF? Oh, excuse me…is a Shih Tzu not good enough for you? Yes, we know that Kimora has had Poms for most of her life, but we’re not sure why she keeps going back to them. The thing that really made us mad is when they only tried to find the puppy in a PET STORE. Have these people not heard of puppy mills? I just threw up in my mouth a little. Someone isn’t watching Oprah…that’s all I have to say.

B: Here’s the Kimora Lee Barbie, avec Zoe (RIP) replica. We still think a lovely Shih Tzu would have made it an even better doll.

GREATEST AMERICAN DOG

B: WOAH! The drama! The tears! So on this week’s episode of “Greatest American Dog” the judge with the funny accent and the long hair was brought to tears by the judge with the shorter hair and the little Maltese. We have no idea WHAT they were talking about, but we like the one with the longer hair and the accent. Shih Tzu’s are very fond of funny accents. Perhaps you didn’t know this. Personally, M and I are PISSED that Preston got booted off of the show, because he was HOT. That faux hawk he had was TO DIE FOR. His owner was hot, too. We’re happy that Bella Starlet is off the show now…since she was just a poor excuse for a hot celebrity dog. Her owner was NOT HOT and frankly annoyed the crap out of us. Buh-bye!

We likey:

Not so much:

THE HILLS

M: It was Audrina’s 23rd birthday and Lauren and Lo decide to throw a bash for her. Great. Lo doesn’t know anyone, so she stays upstairs and PLAYS WITH THEIR DOG, CHLOE. YES!!!!!! This is the kind of behavior that EVERYONE should be mimicking. What we really didn’t get was why the dog wasn’t allowed downstairs to party with everyone. Did she not deserve a cocktail? Would she have not enjoyed a dip in the pool? People….dogs are SOCIAL beings. Please remember this.

Someone please give this dog a cocktail.