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We’re like the Perez Hilton of dogs.

Posted in Two Bitches, tagged , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »

GREATEST AMERICAN DOG
B: Okay…so we’re officially in love with Andrew, the Maltese. Not only is he TOO CUTE, but he’s got major cohones too. He stood up to an ELEPHANT and didn’t even flinch! Seriously, we were drooling when we were watching him. We also thought he was truly hot as he climbed up that [...]

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Top ten things your dog is really thinking.

Posted in Dogs Rule, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »

M: We’ve been hanging out on the deck this weekend with nothing to do. So, to keep ourselves entertained, we started to compile a list of what we, as dogs, really think about you, our owners and what we would really like to tell you is on our minds. Take heed, people. Learn from us. [...]

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Our new corner.

Posted in Two Bitches, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »

M: Whazup everyone? So we’ve been sitting around, doing nothing really aside from watching TV…which prompted us to start a new corner here on the blog where we talk about different shows and the celebrity dogs that are in them.
B: We’ve also come up with a freaking kick-ass name for ourselves – TWO BITCHES! We [...]

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Girls on film.

Posted in Introduction to our cuteness, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »

B: So, you may or may not know this…but we’re actually a big deal. We know this because we were put in our pet carrier one day and were taken to Mid Coast studios where we had our very own PHOTO SHOOT. Oh yeah, that’s right. Move over Kardashian sisters (we watch E! all day [...]

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The Operation. Part 2.

Posted in Lady in the white coat on August 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »

B: It’s been a sad existence for the two of us lately. Not only did we have to go through all of the unspeakable horrors of the operation, but then we were imprisoned for TEN whole days. It was cruelty, plain and simple.
First, they sequestered us in our room using our playpen gate to seal [...]

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The Operation. Part 1.

Posted in Lady in the white coat, tagged , , , , , , , on August 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

B: We have just undergone something so horrific….so horrendous…so totally heinous…that for the first time in my life, I’m at a loss for words.
M: What the drama queen over here is trying to say is that we just got spayed. Now, I’m not really sure what that means (at first I thought they said “sprayed”), [...]

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