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Archive for June, 2008

M: Every Saturday we are put into our pet carrier and carted off to….obedience school. Now, I don’t know about you….but I’m plenty obedient. Why they need to sit there and have some lady tell them how to “deal” with us is beyond me. I think they actually paid for this silliness, too.
B: My problem [...]

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M: So as you may or may not know, we’re in love with baby carrots.
B: They’re the finest of their kind…
M: Truly. Which is why we came up with this little ditty one day, as we chomped down on some carrot goodness….
Oh Baby Carrot, you’re so fine…
Hey you, Owner, please open the bag so I [...]

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Are you liking our blog? Have you fallen for our cuteness?
Then jot down a comment, for goodness sakes!
We can’t tell you how much we like to hear about ourselves…this is hands down our favorite subject.
Thank you in advance for your kindness…
Mocha and Bijou

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B: What the hell is up with wanting to dress us up all of the time? Yes, we’re adorable. Yes, we would probably look damn good in the little outfits that you see at the pet stores. No, we don’t want you to buy them and put them on us. When did this sh*t start? [...]

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M: So yesterday we had to go to the nice lady in the white coat. First, we had to wait in our pet carrier (which is stuffy enough, thank you very much) in the greenhouse-like heat of the waiting room. No air conditioning. I mean, come on, you’d think that we could get some air [...]

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Um….are you kidding me? Do I look ridiculous or do I look ridiculous?
Okay, so it was their first time taking us to get groomed….but come on!
First, we were carted off and put in these stinky steel cages where we could hear lots of other dogs complaining. I now see why. I couldn’t even FIND my [...]

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